Trouble Ahead, Trouble Behind
All of those poor, disenfranchised lobbyists now have somewhere to go: “The Joe Barton’s 2006 Texas Train Ride.” Choo. Choo. The seven-hour train ride from Fort Worth to San Antonio costs lobbyists and...
View ArticleAmerican Grandstand
Tom DeLay has friends in high places. Or maybe he just has friends who are high. Either way, the dimmer bulbs of the Texas Republican Congressional delegation turned out yesterday in public not to bury...
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Joe-Joe’s Circus
Since Tom DeLay’s untimely demise, Congressman Joe Barton (R-Ennis) is now the highest ranking Texan in DC. “I have big pants to fill,” Barton said. Gross. Speaking of DeLay, he appeared on ‘This...
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The Interferenet
Who let Attorney General Greg Abbott out of Texas? Abbott testified Tuesday in front of the House Energy and Commerce Subcommittee on Telecommunications to urge Congress to make the Internets safer...
View ArticleMinority Report
The Republican party has been trying to get out the black vote, or as Congressman Joe Barton says, ‘get out the blacks.’ Republicans want black representation almost as much as Democrats want any kind...
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Using his Freakishly Large Hand, Gore Urges Congress to Save Planet
Al Gore provided emotional testimony to both the House and Senate panels concerning global warming and climate change, making sure to place his Oscar on the table in front of him and offering free...
View ArticleAre You Gettin’ It? Armageddon It!
I assume you were as surprised as I was when you woke up this morning and the world outside hadn’t descended into Thunderdome. When I heard Minority Leader John Boehner say that the passage of the...
View ArticleYacht Rock
Do you have any idea how impossible it is to read the paper on the beach? I was doing my best trying to fold it into octagonal shapes but then an errant breeze swiped it from my hands and two seagulls...
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